Friday, December 18, 2009

AVATAR = AWESOME

SPOILER ALERT!!! DO NOT READ THIS POST UNLESS YOU HAVE WATCHED THE SHOW.

Oh yea babe! Finally watched Avatar. One word: AMAZING! This show is super nice man. It takes you on a once-in-a-lifetime ride to a planet called Pandora where humans and blue human-like creatures called Na'vi co-exist. Erm... Not exactly co-exist I would say. We humans are in fact the intruders on that earth-like planet. Poor blue kitties... They can't even protect themselves against the bullets, missiles and grenades of the humans, let alone their home, the Hometree. I know. The name sounds kinda lame. Should've called it the Tree of Life or something. But they don't wana get sued by Blizzard do they?(Only those who play DotA understands this LOL) Oh, did I mention why they wana burn that humongous tree down? No? Well its because the tree coincidentally lies above the largest deposit of Unobtanium on Pandora. Yea you got it! An energy source that can save planet Earth from its energy crisis. And that grey rock fetches a huge amount of profit too. 20 million US dollars per kg? Thats a hell lot of money if you ask me. Sososo... The humans wanted them. The blue kitties refused to shift. So here comes the saviour of mankind, Jake Sully!!! *applause* Erm... You might wana hold your applause for a moment folks. Or at least wait till you read till the very end of this post. Well you see.. Jake Sully wasn't part of this mission at first. Unfortunately his twin brother, who was the supposed messiah of humanity, was killed in a roberry attempt. Sososo... Jake took over with no experience whatsoever. His main goal - To gain the trust of the blue kitties. But we have to look like an alien to win the hearts of the aliens right right right? Thus the AVATAR. Yay!!! Its actually a genetically-bred human-Navi hybrid, created with the sole purpose of infiltrating the native humanoids' home. Sososo... Jake controlled his brother's Avatar, went into the wild, bonded with the native tribe and quickly found himself falling for the beautiful Neytiri. Thus the betrayal began!!! =) Then there's the fighting scenes.. WOW! Uber cool man!!! Planes, battleships and armoured suits on the humans' side + Direhorses, mountain banshees and the almighty Toruk on the Na'vis' side = Tonnes of action!!! Sososo... the two sides fought fought fought until no one was left standing.@.@ No lar.. The Na'vis won. Jake survived. Neytiri survived. And so did a small amount of human soldiers and Na'vi warriors. The humans were later driven off Pandora once and for all. In the end, Jake gave up his human life and permanently became a Na'vi. =) Happy endings.. Simply loooooooooove them!

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